Master of none.

Homestuck references in the latest Adventure Time episode (Not...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:41:04 +0100

Homestuck references in the latest Adventure Time episode

(Not only the candy corn, but the colour scheme of the coffins on the left)

wilwheaton: laughterkey: sonicdork: nprmusic: poptech: laugh...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:20:13 +0100

laughterkey:

sonicdork:

nprmusic:

poptech:

laughingsquid:

Teenage Girl Nonchalantly Plays Van Halen’s ‘Eruption’ Guitar Solo

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

No big deal, just shreddin’.

“You can really shred that Eddie Van Halen solo, little girl. But can you down 8 lagers at once?” Alex Van Halen

GAHDDAM

WOW.

OH MY GOD HE IS HIM

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:18:33 +0100

OH MY GOD

HIM

theannieplanet: phaniels: phaniels: im gonna try to figure out how sherlock survived the fall by...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:47:25 +0100

theannieplanet:

phaniels:

phaniels:

im gonna try to figure out how sherlock survived the fall by asking cleverbot

do u think ur cute shercock

im laughing so hard it made a pun

nowimagineababydragon: So this guy is kinda talented this guy...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:15:02 +0100

nowimagineababydragon:

So this guy is kinda talented

this guy is amazing

smilingemoticon: alphaegbert: smilingemoticon: the fingernail...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:43:55 +0100

smilingemoticon:

alphaegbert:

smilingemoticon:

the fingernail color matches your blog!!

no

wtf?? i worked really hard on this, the least you could do is give some positive opinions about it. jesus.

wanderlustingthoughts: Look at this tree, man. The Angel Oak...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:12:53 +0100

wanderlustingthoughts:

Look at this tree, man.

The Angel Oak Tree is estimated to be in excess of 1500 years old, stands 66.5 ft (20 m) tall, measures 28 ft (8.5 m) in circumference, and produces shade that covers 17,200 square feet (1,600 m2). From tip to tip Its longest branch distance is 187 ft.

It’s only estimated to be in excess of 500 years old.

But that doesn’t stop the fact that it’s beautiful

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn! The one with the pink...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:42:39 +0100

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

The one with the pink shirt on the bed.

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:35:27 +0100

nowimagineababydragon: GUYS GUYS LISTEN TO THIS GUYS

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:17:24 +0100

nowimagineababydragon:

GUYS

GUYS

LISTEN TO THIS GUYS

hogwartsforeverhome: veggietalesyaoi: if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:08:59 +0100

hogwartsforeverhome:

veggietalesyaoi:

if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking

no one would even show up because we don’t want to leave our homes

http://tumbl-con.tumblr.com/

littlemarshmallowqueen: koreykuhl: hartzprod: Awesome:...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:58:35 +0100

littlemarshmallowqueen:

koreykuhl:

hartzprod:

Awesome: 30-year-old man dances with his 20-year-old self to Dixie Chicks

This is everything.

I didn’t know I needed this.

This is…

…wow

mondoleon: guten tag

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:47:42 +0100

mondoleon:

guten tag

vaspim: Random mind hack of the day: If you take the space away from Flo Rida it becomes “Florida”...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:30:45 +0100

vaspim:

Random mind hack of the day: If you take the space away from Flo Rida it becomes “Florida” because that’s where he’s from.

oldrocknrollin: jediteaparty: arauj0: aangnog: i just realized that “never” is a contraction of...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:25:25 +0100

oldrocknrollin:

jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

and “tit” is a contraction of “touch it”

only one of these is true

can you guess which

fuck-you-i-just: theblackship: umm-dat-ass: thelonelyislandfre...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:10:46 +0100

fuck-you-i-just:

theblackship:

umm-dat-ass:

thelonelyislandfreak:

mflhucking:

kankri-senpai-noticed-you:

clockwork-lives:

i-am-potato-girl:

pockytardis:

HOW THE FUCK HASN’T TUMBLR FOUND THIS YET

OMFG

O H M Y G O D

O H M Y F U C K I N G G O D

forever reblog.

I thought it was going to be a nice and mellow song but then it took a turn as soon as he started singing

FUCKING HELL

THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:08:34 +0100

jaechiang: yukidama: contentkiller: fangirlingforeverz: shewb...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:07:54 +0100

jaechiang:

yukidama:

contentkiller:

fangirlingforeverz:

shewbs:

blutunez:

JESUS

GO TO YOUR ROOM TUMBLR.

…TUMBLR. STOP. STOP BEFORE I DIE FROM LAUGHTER

i am slain

sorry, i had to reblog this.

vanillish: im laughing so hard what the hell does this even...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:59:46 +0100

vanillish:

im laughing so hard what the hell does this even mean

It’s the start of a (not funny) joke. Google suggests the following punchline:

He opened the drawer and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.

Naturally, the guy began to worry.
“Is this your husband?” he inquired nervously.
“No, silly,” she replied, snuggling up to him.
“Your boyfriend then?” he asked.
“No, not at all,” she said, nibbling away at his ear.
“Well, who is he then?” demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, “That’s me before the operation.”

drappleluv: goldenbug0: princess-potterheadxo: did she get a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:54:20 +0100

drappleluv:

goldenbug0:

princess-potterheadxo:

did she get a haircut

no she’s not in uniform

Is that a new bow?