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Anonymous asked: Hmm, I see your problem. Well, speaking as a girl, if it's any consolation, she'll probably get over it sooner or later, particularly if you don't give her any reason to think you like her back... it's not particularly helpful, but only time will tell. I apologise for ending on an annoying cliche phrase. :P
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Anonymous asked: nope :) x
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Anonymous asked: Yeah, definitely. Sorry - I was no help whatsoever! :( x
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Anonymous asked: Hey, different anon. :) Obviously don't say anything unless you're absolutely sure. If she asks you out or anything, you're going to have to let her down gently. In the meantime... can you avoid her? I know that sounds a little harsh, but... *shrug*
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Anonymous asked: Yeah, I understand. Ultimately, you'll only find out if you talk to her :S x
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Anonymous asked: Just talk to her? :) x
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accio-shadowhunter replied to your post: Aw balls balls balls. How hard is it to not lead someone on? You just…don’t. But I can’t be not nice and I think she likes me because I’m nice ¬_¬
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psychedelic-jesus: omg, I got an English essay, I wrote, back today so I could type it out but I was looking at the corrections and when I wrote it I was listening to Nirvana and idk, I must have stopped paying attention at some points because every once in a while there’s a lyric, my favourite being, “The relationship between the two brothers increases when they are sent to war and I’m so ugly...
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Meanwhile in Britain: Jesus christ this heat i'm sweating like a pig god everybody strip its a fucking heat wave hide yo kids get out the sun cream DON'T GO OUTSIDE IT'S TWELVE DEGREES OUT THERE
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Aw balls balls balls.
A girl I know apparently fancies me and balls. As in. no. She fancies me, not balls, but with regards to the situation, balls. Ahhhh what do I do I’m so bad at not leading people on.
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moriartygotswag replied to your post: moriartygotswag replied to your post:… are you actually posh ohmygod my afterschool activities were chips and drinking in the park when i was your age :’(((((( Oh no people from my school do that. I wouldn’t consider myself posh - I have a ‘posh’ voice and speak like a misprinted thesaurus in a blender sometimes though. I just,...
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moriartygotswag replied to your post: moriartygotswag replied to your post:… i am pretty okay with cooking but after three hours of looking at the different types of shots that can be used in a film and why all i want is takeaway pizza Eh just use like a whatchamacallit, Dutch angle or whatever, then get cookin’ man! Well, I’m off to bed, shall reply on the morrow if I get a...
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moriartygotswag replied to your post: moriartygotswag replied to your post:… :O i live in manchester. so many asian delis. oh. my. god. i officially love you If you’re okay at cooking, get noodles and shit there too, way healthier than instant ramen, and cheaper methinks…
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cosmostrekker: flyingisjustlikefalling: moraniarty: voldemortcrazed: klainerainbows: xoxogossiphummel: why isn’t the Aa in line with the “Text”? why why why fix it somebody please I’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LOOK AT IT AGAIN IT’S NOT EVEN IN THE MIDDLE oh god you made it even worse for me. oh god make it stop no. no why did you point that out
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moriartygotswag replied to your post: moriartygotswag replied to your post:… what.WHAT i love prawn crackers what is this? You need to find yourself a chinese/oriental supermarket. Stuff there is cheap. Then to make the prawn crackers, you just head a saucepan of oil up really hot, drop a few discs in, they immediately expand from a small disc about 3cm across to a full prawn cracker each,...
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moriartygotswag replied to your post: moriartygotswag replied to your post:… just you wait until you can get away with buying 84p pot ramen and beer. then, naive one, it will all change And I won’t even want the beer! No but at the same time a box of prawn cracker discs is like 20p and the oil can be reused and that’s like 100-200 prawn crackers for 20p man.
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itookyourpulse replied to your post: In response to your thingy about age, are you a year 12 ‘95 or year 11 ‘95? I am now curious x Kinda got you now! And wait, the last bit, were you meant to be quoting the Bible? x Yeah, I’m actually a July ‘95 baby, then bumped up a year in about ‘01-ish. And well yes, but the quotation’s more ingrained thanks to Pulp Fiction. And...
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moriartygotswag replied to your post: moriartygotswag replied to your post:… having your own kettle is more mature than me and i actually live alone i dont even. i want a kettle :( Sainsbury’s Basics Electric Kettle, oh yeah. Seriously when I pop off to uni I’m going to be such a chef.
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itookyourpulse asked: In response to your thingy about age, are you a year 12 '95 or year 11 '95? I am now curious x
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moriartygotswag replied to your post: moriartygotswag replied to your post: you are… you read a lot of interesting shit does that count as maturity? oh god i swear i’m better at saying stuff normally but i really am quite drunk Maybe not but I do have a sink in my room and a kettle so I can brew hot chocolates whenever does that count? (Internet help me there is a drunk person help ahhh)
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moriartygotswag replied to your post: you are really cute and stuff and then i realise you’re the same age as my brother and i want to stab my eyes out no offense im pretty drunk its not that you’re sixteen, i was like that then too just SAME AS MY BROTHER and it was that i was actually like ‘holy shit that guy has hot chest hair WAIT 95 WHAT’ im sure you’re a very mature guy. It was weirder...
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moriartygotswag asked: you are really cute and stuff and then i realise you're the same age as my brother and i want to stab my eyes out no offense im pretty drunk
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Bahaha I was taking photos of my face to say hello to new followers and took this photo… This is what my thoughts are like whenever I make a pun.
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cumbersmitten started following you Uaaa followers overload 150 of you now ahhhhh hello!
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HP Fandom: Oh no...
Twilight Fandom: What??
1D Fandom: Its happened again...
Sherlock Fandom: Oh fuck here we go.
THG Fandom: NEW FUCKING TRAILER HOLY SHIT FJDKSLAJFKDSL BREAD SCENE OMG BREAD SCENE HOLY FJDSKALJFDSLA IM DEAD IM SOBBING UGLY SOBS WHY AM I SO DAMN UGLY DAMN SOBS OMG THE NEW TRAILER I CANT MY HEART MY HEART I CANT SOMEONE HOLD ME PLEASE IM SHAKING AND I CANT IM ABOUT TO FJDKLA...
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Hamming codes
aepokh: Today in my general CS class we learned about Hamming codes. I regret that we only had fifteen minutes to learn about it but the professor had a meeting that couldn’t be rescheduled. Last semester, when the C programming prof said that recursive functions are functions that call themselves, another student let out a very shocked “WOAH.” Today I was that guy. In the simplest parity...
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Benedict Cumberbatch survived kidnap attempt in South Africa ““They said: ‘Put your hands on your head, don’t look at us,’ and were frisking us for drugs, money, weapons. Then they bundled us into the car,” he said.” He damn well convinced his would-be kidnappers not to kill him as well. Damn, Benny!
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yourshowercap: The Science Of Deduction: Valid reasons to be annoyed with CBS right now: oxfordtweed: ° Watson is no longer the accomplished and decorated war hero and army doctor, two aspects of the character which have always, in some way or another, coloured the way the character behaves and the decisions they make. Not only does it change the character, but it sends a…
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MATT SMITH, HUGH LAURIE AND CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTON...
a-bit-not-good-yeah: americanloveslondon: derpiarty: EXCUSE ME WHILE I AM DEAD. can I just say that I won’t survive Hugh motherfucking Laurie playing in Sherlock. I know there won’t be any Moriarty, but HUGH. HUGH. WILL. BE. IN. SHERLOCK.  ….HUGH. HUGH. Is this for real? or a dream???? cause I Anyone got source on this?  I’m guessing it comes from here, with Hugh as...
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