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michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
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et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

tumblr seems to have swarmed on eurovision as a way of moving on from doctor who

THAT WAS ACTUALLY
A REALLY GOOD EPISODE

YES

cannedmuffins:

queensimia:

delighteddelineations:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

you go doris

you go

NOW MIT SOURCEN

Doris by ~B1nd1

it’s probably somewhere on her tumblr as well but iunno

Emmy’s tumblr is here!

therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams

how do I download the chat thing?

http://xkit-extension.tumblr.com/

Okay guys I’m done with XKit

It’s over

They use the same emoticon for :D and ^_^

What’s even the point now

You should all go get Chrome and XKit 7 (for free) because then you can totally use the new chat system and chat like amy and I are doing right there.

You should all go get Chrome and XKit 7 (for free) because then you can totally use the new chat system and chat like amy and I are doing right there.

worldwar2chainz:

the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff

I had a mental breakthrough the other day

Trivial Pursuit.

You’re pursuing trivia…

which is a bit of a trivial pursuit.

birds-bones:

Hey! Did you know:

  • sex is okay
  • so is masturbation
  • watching porn won’t make you impure
  • one night stands are okay too
  • having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
  • even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
  • sex with the same gender is alright
  • not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
  • your body your choice no matter your gender
  • shaming other people for who they have sex with, how much they have sex, and even their kinks make you NOT okay!

idontwannabesued:

chatterboxrose:

WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY PREVIEW 

OH MY GOD MY CHILDHOOD IS BACK I CAN’T BREATHE I’M SO HAPPY

LANA KANE

ALSO COLIN LOOKS old :(

The first two lines of 30 Rock.

(Source: 30rockasaurus)

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sabrinagrimm:

m-arija:

sabrinagrimm:

m-arija:

sabrinagrimm:

“tumblr should have its own island”

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Notes guys more notes EVERYBODY SHOULD DONATE LIKE 10 DOLLARS SO WE CAN BUY THE ISLAND

HAVE FUCKING FUN WITH THAT OH MY GOD

Can you imagine how awesome it would be omg

I DON’T THINK YOU FUCKING UND ERSTAND

  • THE PICTURE DEPICTED IS FROM A GAME WH ERE KIDS FUCKIGN MU RD ER EACH OTHE R. ON AN I SLAND
  • mu RDER
  • I CHOSE THAT PCI TURE BECAUSE TUMBLR SHOULD NEVER HAVE A FUCKING I SLAND EVEYR GOOD BYE