When someone borrows your pen but doesn’t give it back

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: hitchups)

bookofrevelation:

slightly older female friends are truly a force for good in this world

missanthropyy:

sellmysoulforrocknroll:

4gifs:

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

Awww oh God sooo cute

MY HEART

missanthropyy:

sellmysoulforrocknroll:

4gifs:

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

Awww oh God sooo cute

MY HEART

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

witch1996:

u say that women who wear hijabs are oppressed yet u say nothing about nuns hmmm

sl4mmy:

videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

That is insane

ruebird:

minishcap:

tfw your entire wrist rotates

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i’ll admit that the animation is pretty sus but

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nah son

But wrists do bend this way??

swingonmefirst:

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

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(Source: cniehauses)

buttflick:

Were you guys aware that Pornhub has ACHIEVEMENTS? BECAUSE I WASN’T.

buttflick:

Were you guys aware that Pornhub has ACHIEVEMENTS? BECAUSE I WASN’T.

imsoconfusedrightnow:

imsoconfusedrightnow:

imsoconfusedrightnow:

imsoconfusedrightnow:

imsoconfusedrightnow:

Scrabble: I’m 2 points ahead, there are 2 tiles left in the bag…and I have all vowels. Means he has a Q too, so basically I’ve lost. Mwop mwop.

Scrabble life is hard.

aw man he hasn’t played the Q yet, I’m 15 points behind and it’s his turn. I’ve got an I and and O, so if he doesn’t play his Q and I finish, I’ve probably won on the +/- rule. Nailbiting stuff.

HE PASSED god I need to finish

I can only play my O :’(

God damn I’m invested just LOOK

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If I can play ANYWHERE I win, but I don’t think I can!

The saga ends..

I lost :( We passed too much so the game ended, and because I didn’t play all my tiles, I didn’t gain the points he lost. Oh well.

imsoconfusedrightnow:

imsoconfusedrightnow:

imsoconfusedrightnow:

imsoconfusedrightnow:

Scrabble: I’m 2 points ahead, there are 2 tiles left in the bag…and I have all vowels. Means he has a Q too, so basically I’ve lost. Mwop mwop.

Scrabble life is hard.

aw man he hasn’t played the Q yet, I’m 15 points behind and it’s his turn. I’ve got an I and and O, so if he doesn’t play his Q and I finish, I’ve probably won on the +/- rule. Nailbiting stuff.

HE PASSED god I need to finish

I can only play my O :’(

God damn I’m invested just LOOK

If I can play ANYWHERE I win, but I don’t think I can!

imsoconfusedrightnow:

imsoconfusedrightnow:

imsoconfusedrightnow:

Scrabble: I’m 2 points ahead, there are 2 tiles left in the bag…and I have all vowels. Means he has a Q too, so basically I’ve lost. Mwop mwop.

Scrabble life is hard.

aw man he hasn’t played the Q yet, I’m 15 points behind and it’s his turn. I’ve got an I and and O, so if he doesn’t play his Q and I finish, I’ve probably won on the +/- rule. Nailbiting stuff.

HE PASSED god I need to finish

I can only play my O :’(

imsoconfusedrightnow:

imsoconfusedrightnow:

Scrabble: I’m 2 points ahead, there are 2 tiles left in the bag…and I have all vowels. Means he has a Q too, so basically I’ve lost. Mwop mwop.

Scrabble life is hard.

aw man he hasn’t played the Q yet, I’m 15 points behind and it’s his turn. I’ve got an I and and O, so if he doesn’t play his Q and I finish, I’ve probably won on the +/- rule. Nailbiting stuff.

HE PASSED god I need to finish