I was tagged in a thing by two-blue-stripes, gots to say 5 nice things about myself then tag some others to do the same and so on yessss so let’s DO THIS

1. I cook, and sometimes it’s nice. Yesterday I made deep fried mozzarella stuffed courgette flowers followed by homemade falafel with grilled halloumi on home baked sourdough with sweet potato fries and courgettes, followed by cheesecake with honeycomb also made from scratch. Yuss
2. I’m okay at accents sometimes
3. My hair is really fluffy
4. I’ve been getting slowly fitter over the last couple of years and the other day I managed to do max weight settings on two machines on the gym (95kg abdominal, 65kg lower back)
5. I’ve been getting better at the repeated foodie stuff I do namely coffee and sourdough, my last loaf came out beautifully and I’m getting better at stretching the milk right

Right, that’s done now! Time to tag peeps. Uh. I forgotten erryone’s URLs. So, like, gale, Maz, cirrus if you see this do it, and pip and dean and Charlie and jay too. And i-fall-over. Um. Other peeps too. shinyshindigs and @quidbitchin

marcys-mareep:

when you call people out for being problematic

wittsandtitts:

Shout out to muscular men that are still kinda chubby

Y’all are slept on so much but idk why

That lumberjack build does things to me

I like knowing I can cuddle with you but you can still fuck someone up

caspianc:

Caspian and Claire do CAMBRIDGE

Dear Angus and Steffan. 
You’re moving to Cambridge pretty soon so being as we’re all totally best friends, Claire and I thought that we should make you a little guide to Cambridge video to help you settle in. 
We didn’t have much time in the Cam but we did our best. 

(Source: hurwitzs)

lavendermarzipan:

pearl always knows what to say
but amethyst always knows what to do to make steven happy

(Source: colourfulmotion)

gaycrime:

wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire

gaycrime:

wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire

(Source: labryth)

lifeinskyrim:

This is a mod called Dovahbit, in which the bunny is your companion.  You can give him different hats.  It’s ridiculously adorable.

lifeinskyrim:

This is a mod called Dovahbit, in which the bunny is your companion.  You can give him different hats.  It’s ridiculously adorable.

A woman who hates you is playing the pianoforte.

You have five hundred a year. From who? Five hundred what? No one knows. No one cares. You have it. It’s yours. Every year. All five hundred of it.

A charming man attempts to flirt with you. This is terrible.

You are in a garden, and you are astonished.

37a, 22a, 14a, 1a

@Anonymous
  • 37a:Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.

Oh geez, same person again whoopdeedoo. Part of the reason we broke up I guess, everything had got so complicated and muddied that I didn’t know my own feelings about whether I loved them or not. In retrospect; I probably did. Also in retrospect; I probably shouldn’t have.

  • 22a:Talk about your worst fear.

Dying and not accepting it. I’m not a priori afraid of dying, though were I to die now I’d fear it, because I wouldn’t want to accept it. But to die and have my last thoughts be not accepting it. No thanks. 

  • 14a:Talk about a vacation.

I’ll talk about the one I just got back from I guess. We started in Pwllheli, North Wales, and took a 34’ power boat to the following ports - Milford Haven, Padstowe, Penzance, Hugh Town St. Mary’s on the Isles of Scilly, Falmouth, and finally leaving it in Plymouth. The whole thing took 2 weeks, and the first half was kinda shitty due to horrible sea state and bad sleeping. The last couple days in Falmouth were lovely, including a great stop off in Fowey, and the Scilly Isles were a lovely location, I definitely want to go back when I’m not rocked with sea legs. I mean, look how knackered and red-eyed and watery-eyed and dead-eyed I looked on the last day:

Glad to be home now. Also we saw a whale.

  • 1a:Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.

Already answered:

Man, first I gots to pick a favourite movie! I often say Rubber ‘cause I feel most people should watch it. I watched it with my ex, expecting it to be a cheesy low budget B-movie, but it turned out to be an awesomely surreal post-moderny absurdist film akin to Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead but with more exploding heads, I immediately went and told my parents to watch it.

1A 2A 3A 4A 5A 5A 7A 8A 9A :)

@theglowstickofdestiny

I’m gonna assume that second 5a should be 6a :P

  • 1a:Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.

Man, first I gots to pick a favourite movie! I often say Rubber ‘cause I feel most people should watch it. I watched it with my ex, expecting it to be a cheesy low budget B-movie, but it turned out to be an awesomely surreal post-moderny absurdist film akin to Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead but with more exploding heads, I immediately went and told my parents to watch it.

  • 2a:Talk about your first kiss.

D’you know, I regret no end that I do not actually directly recall my first kiss? I know whom it was with, and the rough time and stuff, but I don’t recall the event, most sadly. It wasn’t my first ‘proper’ kiss, as it was all platonic and so on, I remember my first romantic kiss, which makes a better story. It was at their school prom, we went outside for a walk by a lake and sat in a wooden pagoda and it happened there. Shame that all ended so badly.

  • 3a:Talk about the person you’ve had the most intense romantic feelings for.

Oh, gosh. Intense is the tricky word here. Obviously when you find yourself crushing on someone it can feel like the most intense experience every time, every time anew capping the last and so on, but I’ve been in one long-term relationship that depending on your interpretation of intense probably should be the answer here. As for talking about the person, seeing as loads of people on here know them, I shouldn’t go into much. Long and short of it; it ended mutually, then they got into an intense relationship within 2 weeks of us ending the 2 year relationship, and said some pretty mean things and hid away from the fact that it really hurt me. I think about them almost every day, not in a want to get back together way, but more of a “how could they be that person, after I thought I knew them for 2 years? How do they suck that much?”. Doesn’t help I have to hear about them every day thanks to quidditch, *sighs forever*. Hopefully one day I’ll come to respect them as a person again, but that won’t be until they change, I think, I’m not sure my view of them will change when left to stagnate.

  • 4a:Talk about the thing you regret most so far.

At the moment, not ending the above sooner. The reasons we broke up had been up in the air for months, and then it wouldn’t have been so shitty when they threw themselves into a serious relationship with someone right after we broke up under real confidence-wrecking circumstances (they had already planned to go on a month long trip with the other guy before we broke up. Like sheesh.)

  • 5a:Talk about the best birthday you’ve had.

Happier questions yay! Tough question though. I tend to like birthdays where I get a small group of friends I love together and just have a gathering, usually a BBQ and chat and stuff. Couple of years ago I went to wales with a few peeps for a few days and that was amazing, so great.

  • 6a:Talk about the worst birthday you’ve had.

Oh geez I don’t think I’ve had any bad ones. I have no idea. Possibly the time my brothers turned my birthday party into a food fight. I was like, 8 or something.

  • 7a:Talk about your biggest insecurity.

Back/upper arm hair, otherwise I’m pretty happy. Oh and see 3a.

  • 8a:Talk about the thing you are most proud of.

Beating CFS/ME and getting healthy again. I got back to proper health about a year or so ago (bear in mind I first got CFS about 7 years ago). Nice to be healthy.

  • 9a:Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.

Dimples! And my eyes, they’re radially dichromatic, so the inside is kinda brown and the outside blue/grey, so depending on dilation/lighting they’ve been described as a whole gamut of colours including blue, green, brown, gold, grey, hazel, and so on. Also they have little freckles in them.

Thank you friend! :D

Omfg "talk about" is a lot cuter than ask me

1a: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
2a: Talk about your first kiss.
3a: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
4a: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
5a: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
6a: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
7a: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
8a: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
9a: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
10a: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
11a: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
12a: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
13a: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
14a: Talk about a vacation.
15a: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
16a: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
17a: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
18a: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
19a: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
20a: Talk about something that happened in high school.
21a: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
22a: Talk about your worst fear.
23a: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
24a: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
25a: Talk about an ex-best friend.
26a: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
27a: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
28a: Talk about your fetishes.
29a: Talk about what turns you on.
30a: Talk about what turns you off.
31a: Talk about what you think death is like.
32a: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
33a: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
34a: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
35a: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
36a: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
37a: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
38a: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
39a: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
40a: Talk about the end of something in your life.

sickbrat:

i like people who r chill w platonic kissing 

mudbloodsthemovie:

Best Snitch grab EVER!